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Saturday, 3rd December, 2016

Last update: 28th May 2012

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All about me

Hi, I'm PB. I HATE Chocolate and I never EVER write BOOKS!

I live a very safe, boring and quiet life, but if we are "old friends" please login above...or DO NOT CLICK HERE! There are some things I MUST TELL YOU.

P.B.

P.S. Forgotten your login?
DO NOT CLICK HERE!


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Doctor Ell. (offline)
Miss Mavis (offline)
C. Assandra (offline)
Ernest Max (offline)

My News

  • Old friends shouldn't be shy (get in touch)
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  • Mayonnaise: The Dark Side
  • Study shows Quiet People Happiest

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Saturday, 3rd December, 2016

Last update: 28th May 2012

Pseudonymous Bosch: Update!


Warning!

Welcome...but do not linger.

Our enemy have stolen an artefact that may allow them to hear you...wherever you are!

Book Cover

Worse still, a monster is unleashed. Discover the truth in my new book, If You're Reading This It's Too Late!

I will not return here for some time, but if you heed me our adventure may continue.

Bosch Signature

P.S. I will leave a message at the end of the book. Decode it with the Ultra-Decoder. Code word: blood.


Warnings by TERCES

This Book Is Not Good For You!

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Saturday, 3rd December, 2016

Last update: 28th May 2012

Pseudonymous Bosch: Update!


Warning!

Sorry, I have done it again

Cover of This Book is Not Good for You

That's bad I KNOW, but as long as you don't read it, you'll be okay. If you do read it you'll discover the CHILLING TRUTH! The Masters of the Midnight Sun have DISAPPEARED!

And worse still...CHOCOLATE MAY BE DANGEROUS!

Bosch Signature

P.S. As always I will leave a message at the end of the book for loyal followers. Decode it with the Ultra-Decoder. Code word: aztec.


Friends (and Enemies)

TERCES
Cass & Max-Ernest and the rest
MASTERS OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN
Ms. Mauvais & Dr. L.

Warnings by TERCES

Third Level

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Saturday, 3rd December, 2016

Last update: 28th May 2012

Pseudonymous Bosch: Update!


Warning!

Look away now!

Cover of This Isn't What It Looks Like

This Isn't What It Looks Like! In fact, this is very much the opposite, for there are many things amiss. A Miss Mauvais for one. (Well, a Ms. Mauvais.)

This is a story so full of ancient magic, of time travel and of ABSOLUTELY NO MAYONNAISE that it will leave you quite astonished.

But, be warned because everything you are about to read is really, truly not what it looks like.

Bosch Signature

P.S. DISGUISE IS WISE. If you must carry your book in public, please remember to HIDE IT CAREFULLY! There are eyes everywhere.


Friends (and Enemies)

TERCES
Cass & Max-Ernest and the rest
MASTERS OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN
Ms. Mauvais & Dr. L.

Keep Away From…


Warnings by TERCES

Fourth Level

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Saturday, 3rd December, 2016

Last update: 28th May 2012

Pseudonymous Bosch: Update!


Warning!

Ii-wy em hotep. We meet once more...

Cover of You Have To Stop This

Our most evil nemesis, Lord Pharaoh HAS RETURNED! And, if this hasn’t got you trembling in your boots (or other footwear), he’s MUCH MORE TERRIBLE than before.

So whatever you do, you must STOP THIS and absolutely not read about his extraordinarily evil escapades. That would be foolish. (But quite exciting.)

I may be gone for some time now, but please don’t worry about me.

Bosch Signature

P.S. I will leave my very last top-secret message at the end of the book. Decode it with the Ultra-Decoder. (If you dare.) Code word: mummy.

P.P.S. I miss you already.


Friends (and Enemies)

TERCES
Cass & Max-Ernest and the rest
MASTERS OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN
Ms. Mauvais & Dr. L.

Do Not Touch…


Warnings by TERCES