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Sunday, 20th May, 2012
Last update: 4th April 2012
Profile: PB
All about me
Hi, I'm PB. I HATE Chocolate and I never EVER write BOOKS!
I live a very safe, boring and quiet life, but if we are "old friends" please login above...or email me. There are some things I MUST TELL YOU.
P.B.
P.S. Forgotten your login?
Email me…we must speak!
My "Friends"
- Doctor Ell. (offline)
- Miss Mavis (offline)
- C. Assandra (offline)
- Ernest Max (offline)
My News
- Old friends shouldn't be shy (get in touch)
- Jungle danger...Cities may be safer
- Mayonnaise: The Dark Side
- Study shows Quiet People Happiest
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El Castillo de La Noche
Eat at the World Famous "Castle of the Night". Cuisine by Master Chef, Senior Hugo!
Tuning Forks Wanted!
Do you have an UNUSUAL Tuning Fork? Top Prices paid ...to the right seller!
Utterly Random Ads by Noodle
If you’re reading this it’s too late!
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Last update: 27th March 2012
Pseudonymous Bosch: Update!
Warning!
Welcome...but do not linger.
Our enemy have stolen an artefact that may allow them to hear you...wherever you are!
Worse still, a monster is unleashed. Discover the truth in my new book, If You're Reading This It's Too Late!
I will not return here for some time, but if you heed me our adventure may continue.
P.S. I will leave a message at the end of the book. Decode it with the Ultra-Decoder. Code word: blood.
My News
Book 1: The Name of This Book Is SECRET
If you have no idea about any of this you are lucky. Do not follow this link.
The Ultra-Decoder
Secrecy is now more important than ever + messages via Ultra-Decoder cannot be overheard!
Beware Midnight Yacht
Take care. The Midnight Sun now own a yacht! Stay away from the seaside.
Skelton Sisters
Warning. Do not attend any Skelton Sisters Concerts. We have heard worrying rumours!
Warnings by TERCES
This Book Is Not Good For You!
Log-outSunday, 20th May, 2012
Last update: 17th March 2012
Pseudonymous Bosch: Update!
Warning!
Sorry, I have done it again
That's bad I KNOW, but as long as you don't read it, you'll be okay. If you do read it you'll discover the CHILLING TRUTH! The Masters of the Midnight Sun have DISAPPEARED!
And worse still...CHOCOLATE MAY BE DANGEROUS!
P.S. As always I will leave a message at the end of the book for loyal followers. Decode it with the Ultra-Decoder. Code word: aztec.
My News
- Book 3 - This Book is Not Good for You
- The Masters of the Midnight Sun are GONE!
- Keep out of the Jungle
- Say Nothing. Enemy STILL Listening!
Friends (and Enemies)
- TERCES
Cass & Max-Ernest and the rest - MASTERS OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN
Ms. Mauvais & Dr. L.
1: The Name of This Book Is SECRET
If you have no idea about any of this you are lucky. Do not follow this link.
2: If You're Reading This It's Too Late
Perhaps you ignored my advice about Book 1, but please ignore this book, I implore you.
Healthy Eating
Take this simple test. If the restaurant you are eating in is utterly dark...RUN!
Warnings by TERCES
Third Level
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Last update: 4th May 2012
Pseudonymous Bosch: Update!
Warning!
Look away now!
This Isn't What It Looks Like! In fact, this is very much the opposite, for there are many things amiss. A Miss Mauvais for one. (Well, a Ms. Mauvais.)
This is a story so full of ancient magic, of time travel and of ABSOLUTELY NO MAYONNAISE that it will leave you quite astonished.
But, be warned because everything you are about to read is really, truly not what it looks like.
P.S. DISGUISE IS WISE. If you must carry your book in public, please remember to HIDE IT CAREFULLY! There are eyes everywhere.
Friends (and Enemies)
- TERCES
Cass & Max-Ernest and the rest - MASTERS OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN
Ms. Mauvais & Dr. L.
1: The Name of This Book Is SECRET
If you have no idea about any of this you are lucky. Do not follow this link.
2: If You're Reading This It's Too Late
What are you still doing here? It's long past your bedtime. Do not stay up to read this book.
3: This Book Is Not Good For You
NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS TITLE. Except for this one. It's really not good for you.
Warnings by TERCES
Fourth Level
Log-outSunday, 20th May, 2012
Last update: 1st June 2012
Pseudonymous Bosch: Update!
Warning!
Ii-wy em hotep. We meet once more...
Our most evil nemesis, Lord Pharaoh HAS RETURNED! And, if this hasn’t got you trembling in your boots (or other footwear), he’s MUCH MORE TERRIBLE than before.
So whatever you do, you must STOP THIS and absolutely not read about his extraordinarily evil escapades. That would be foolish. (But quite exciting.)
I may be gone for some time now, but please don’t worry about me.
P.S. I will leave my very last top-secret message at the end of the book. Decode it with the Ultra-Decoder. (If you dare.) Code word: mummy.
P.P.S. I miss you already.
My News
- Book 5 - You Have To Stop This
- Lord Pharaoh is back!
- Touch nothing. Enemy about.
- Say Nothing. Enemy STILL Listening!
Friends (and Enemies)
- TERCES
Cass & Max-Ernest and the rest - MASTERS OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN
Ms. Mauvais & Dr. L.
1: The Name of This Book Is SECRET
If you have no idea about any of this you are lucky. Do not follow this link.
2: If You're Reading This It's Too Late
Perhaps you ignored my advice about Book 1, but please ignore this book, I implore you.
3: This Book Is Not Good For You
NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS TITLE. Except for this one. It's really not good for you.
4: This Isn't What It Looks Like
And certainly never judge a book by its cover. This one isn't even a book. Or is it? Find out for yourself...
Warnings by TERCES