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Tuesday, 7th February, 2012
Last update: 1st February 2010
Profile: PB
All about me
Hi, I'm PB. I HATE Chocolate and I never EVER write BOOKS!
I live a very safe, boring and quiet life, but if we are "old friends" please login above...or email me. There are some things I MUST TELL YOU.
P.B.
P.S. Forgotten your login?
Email me…we must speak!
My "Friends"
- Doctor Ell. (offline)
- Miss Mavis (offline)
- C. Assandra (offline)
- Ernest Max (offline)
My News
- Old friends shouldn't be shy (get in touch)
- Jungle danger...Cities may be safer
- Mayonnaise: The Dark Side
- Study shows Quiet People Happiest
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El Castillo de La Noche
Eat at the World Famous "Castle of the Night". Cuisine by Master Chef, Senior Hugo!
Tuning Forks Wanted!
Do you have an UNUSUAL Tuning Fork? Top Prices paid ...to the right seller!
Utterly Random Ads by Noodle
If you’re reading this it’s too late!
Log-outTuesday, 7th February, 2012
Last update: 15th December 2009
Pseudonymous Bosch: Update!
Warning!
Welcome...but do not linger.
Our enemy have stolen an artefact that may allow them to hear you...wherever you are!
Worse still, a monster is unleashed. Discover the truth in my new book, If You're Reading This It's Too Late!
I will not return here for some time, but if you heed me our adventure may continue.
P.S. I will leave a message at the end of the book. Decode it with the Ultra-Decoder. Code word: blood.
My News
Book 1: The Name of This Book Is SECRET
If you have no idea about any of this you are lucky. Do not follow this link.
The Ultra-Decoder
Secrecy is now more important than ever + messages via Ultra-Decoder cannot be overheard!
Beware Midnight Yacht
Take care. The Midnight Sun now own a yacht! Stay away from the seaside.
Skelton Sisters
Warning. Do not attend any Skelton Sisters Concerts. We have heard worrying rumours!
Warnings by TERCES
This Book Is Not Good For You!
Log-outTuesday, 7th February, 2012
Last update: 12th January 2010
Pseudonymous Bosch: Update!
Warning!
Sorry, I have done it again
That's bad I KNOW, but as long as you don't read it, you'll be okay. If you do read it you'll discover the CHILLING TRUTH! The Masters of the Midnight Sun have DISAPPEARED!
And worse still...CHOCOLATE MAY BE DANGEROUS!
P.S. As always I will leave a message at the end of the book for loyal followers. Decode it with the Ultra-Decoder. Code word: aztec.
My News
- Book 3 - This Book is Not Good for You
- The Masters of the Midnight Sun are GONE!
- Keep out of the Jungle
- Say Nothing. Enemy STILL Listening!
Friends (and Enemies)
- TERCES
Cass & Max-Ernest and the rest - MASTERS OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN
Ms. Mauvais & Dr. L.
1: The Name of This Book Is SECRET
If you have no idea about any of this you are lucky. Do not follow this link.
2: If You're Reading This It's Too Late
Perhaps you ignored my advice about Book 1, but please ignore this book, I implore you.
Healthy Eating
Take this simple test. If the restaurant you are eating in is utterly dark...RUN!
Warnings by TERCES